UNDER TOTAL RECONSTRUCTION

The Weird Mass Mail Service is no more. In fact, it's been dead for about 3 years now. But that's not to say that I don't have anything to put on this site. On the contrary, there's a whole world of stuff on its way. Yessir. It'll be here really soon. In the mean time here's all the old stuff that i'm going to be getting rid of.

Here are a handful (if you have very small hands) of links to things that i've made all by myself. Yes, with no help from my mother or anything!!! So, click in the appropriate places and enjoy!

• The advice of mice : A group of very wise mice provide some large slices of sound advice!
• Beer-gasm!!! : What is the best beer? Come on in and join a scientific test!
  
• The Bink Link: Bink the Wonder Aspirins voyages into the unknown!!!
  
• Top ten things to do in West Wickham (my home town) when you are bored!
  
• Some OK-ish Weird Mass Mails from the past (I would say good, but that would be a lie...)
  
• Exams : All you'll ever need to know... :)
  
• Me : Everything i'll possibly ever tell you. (This doesn't actually go anywhere yet.)
  

But what next? What pleasures and delights will be sprung on the unsuspecting public in the future? Well, i've decided - in true Weird Mass Mail Service style, that i'll make this up as I go along.

Some of you may be thinking about mailing me, well look on the line below, and do as it says!